Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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