Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.