how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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