Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She said her name was "party"
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Randomize
