...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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