try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
