Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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