I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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