i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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