We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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