at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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