I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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