Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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