we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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