Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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