Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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