whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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