my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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