this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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