butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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