I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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