we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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