Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So much Jack, so little girl.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize