Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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