she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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