I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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