She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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