Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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