had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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