i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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