drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
The air taste purple.
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