i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My vagina just clenched in fear
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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