Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
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I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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