i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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