At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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