My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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