I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm both gender and math confused
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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