There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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