pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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