Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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