About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
