I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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