dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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