found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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