As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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