they need to just BURY HIM!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
this just has baby written all over it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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