The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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