I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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