so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just gift wrapped bread.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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