He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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