I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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