I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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