Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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