found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can text with my tongue
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
