Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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