Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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