What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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