Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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