I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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